deadcatwithaflamethrower:

kediil-eperu:

ursulavernon:

Great. Now I have a totally new thing to worry about.

How even the what what

…the….the fuck?

It’s art. I think it falls under art installation, but still, it’s art.

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

kediil-eperu:

ursulavernon:

Great. Now I have a totally new thing to worry about.

How even the what what

…the….the fuck?

It’s art. I think it falls under art installation, but still, it’s art.

(Source: inhalers)

outrageouswizardofnottingham:

Its horrible that we live in a world where this is happening

*sings* BULLSHIT!

LMGTFY: gang initiation kidnap woman gas station

What do you know, FIRST TWO RESULTS:

Truth or Fiction

&

Snopes

Also, you google good Barbara Baker and her title? Top ten results are also debunkings and reposting of this shit. Not to anything detailing her.

*sings* BULLSHIT!

The three pieces of advice aren’t bad. But dressing it up with a bullshit story? That’s been debunked SINCE THE SIXTIES?

I am tired of this bullshit.

(Source: crawfords-slut)

laryna6:

dragovianknight:

kierenwalkerpds:

monobeartheater:

absorr:

ultrafacts:

Source For more posts like this, CLICK HERE to follow Ultrafacts 

 Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE

so that’s the function of a rubber duck

Oh. My. God.
NOW we know why Beast Wars Megatron is the most competent Megatron.
HE HAD A RUBBER DUCK TO EXPLAIN HIS EVIL PLANS TO.

Like the Evil Overlord List’s five-year-old child, except it doesn’t splatter all over the place when a transformer throws it across the room.

laryna6:

dragovianknight:

kierenwalkerpds:

monobeartheater:

absorr:

ultrafacts:

Source For more posts like this, CLICK HERE to follow Ultrafacts

 Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE

so that’s the function of a rubber duck

Oh. My. God.

NOW we know why Beast Wars Megatron is the most competent Megatron.

HE HAD A RUBBER DUCK TO EXPLAIN HIS EVIL PLANS TO.

Like the Evil Overlord List’s five-year-old child, except it doesn’t splatter all over the place when a transformer throws it across the room.

fromseveralroomsaway:

leannewoodfull:

lutefisktacoandbeer:

kittymudface:

It gets better—the guy is deaf, and he taught his cat the sign for “food.” So the cat’s not just saying “put that in my mouth,” it’s actually signing

Not only that, but if you notice at the beginning, the cat *gets the man’s attention* as any person who wanted to talk to a deaf/hoh individual would (well, and vice versa IME). I’ve done sign since I was 5, and generally, w/o eye contact initially, you wave a hand or lightly touch the arm (if that’s ok with the person you’re trying to converse with, of course). Generally, adult cats meow mostly to humans, but this cat has figured out that’s not going to work and has adapted. Animal companions! They are INCREDIBLE.

Amazing.

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND LOOK AT THIS CAT.

fromseveralroomsaway:

leannewoodfull:

lutefisktacoandbeer:

kittymudface:

It gets better—the guy is deaf, and he taught his cat the sign for “food.” So the cat’s not just saying “put that in my mouth,” it’s actually signing

Not only that, but if you notice at the beginning, the cat *gets the man’s attention* as any person who wanted to talk to a deaf/hoh individual would (well, and vice versa IME). I’ve done sign since I was 5, and generally, w/o eye contact initially, you wave a hand or lightly touch the arm (if that’s ok with the person you’re trying to converse with, of course). 
Generally, adult cats meow mostly to humans, but this cat has figured out that’s not going to work and has adapted. Animal companions! They are INCREDIBLE.

Amazing.

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND LOOK AT THIS CAT.

(Source: needsmoarcat)

So I went to the Cincinnati Oktoberfest. For those outside the tristate area here… Cincinnati takes its German roots seriously.

Here’s what I had to drink and eat and see. Click the pics to see captions detailing what it actually was.

(As for the Zinzinnati Oktoberfest… I have no fucking clue.)

raccoonmama:

So I haven’t really talked a lot about my job lately, so I’m gonna talk about it. It’s been… off and on.

Read More

You deserve those people who are your side. You’ve done the work, put in the time and effort, and you deserve that validation.

mindfang:

WHY WOULD SEGREGATING GAY BOYS FROM STRAIGHT BOYS ON CAMPING TRIPS MAKE ANY SENSE LIKE IF YOURE TRYING TO KEEP THEM FROM HAVING SEX WITH EACHOTHER YOURE LITERALLY PUTTING ALL THE BOYS WHO LIKE OTHER BOYS TOGETHER IN A TENT ALONE

Oh, this happened at sleepover/convention thing I was at. There was me, a bunch of girls, and two (gay) guys, staying at a mutual friend’s house. So the girls all end up in the living room, and the guys were taking over the front room. And I’m like “they’re gay, and there’s more room in the front”. So I end up putting my sleeping bag in the front room with them.

I wake up in the middle of the night to them making out. It was a convention weekend, I was tired… and I went back to sleep. Next day, one of them checks to see if I had ‘heard anything’. I just smile mysteriously. I hold it over his head to this day, ten years later.

parliamentrook:

mythicarticulations:

Who’s a good boy? You’re a good boy!
Who devours the flesh of mortals? You devour the flesh of mortals!

Poseable “Cerberus in a Can” now available in our Etsy shop.

good product, good design and packaging, great photos, A+++

decepticon-in-disguise:

How I think we should respond to aggressive political campaigns.

Hey Jaime!

decepticon-in-disguise:

How I think we should respond to aggressive political campaigns.

Hey Jaime!

dbvictoria:

The Boxtrolls - another movie to which I am greatly looking forward

And suddenly I have a vast want to see this movie. The maker in me is in lust.

Fan fiction and midrash: Making meaning | Barenblat | Transformative Works and Cultures

This is SO relevant to my nanowrimo plan this year. You people have no idea.

icerequiem:

Woo! got the license to sell my Pacific Rim cover! Please help me spread the word! (and consider supporting if you can!) :D

Listen/purchase: Pacific Rim - Main Theme (Acoustic cover) by Ice Requiem

Disney is celebrating throwback week right now, and you need to see how hard they threw down.

hecallsmepineappleprincess:

OH MY GAWD

Well, I guess they decided if they were gonna do it, they were gonna do it right!

(Source: supkayla)

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

thedeadcat: No Hugs! (asteroid heading to Earth) (No Hugs!)
Hello, and welcome to FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCK FUCKER!

Came home today to discover that one of the heating oil tanks had sprung a leak.  House is full of horrible fumes.  Basement floor under the tanks saturated.  Wood walls saturated.  Hazmat cleanup probably needed, and that’s aside from how much it’s going to cost to buy and install new tanks.  (It’d be really dumb not to replace both at once, all things considered.)

Basically, tl;dr FUCK THINGS.  FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.  I have to file a fucking insurance claim for this fucking shit!

(Our deductible is NOT PRETTY, OKAY?)

That is some horrible shit that you are dealing with.

Just did some quick googling, and one the sites mentioned that if you are in a service contract - I guess for semi-regular delivery of the oil? - that they may cover part of the cleanup costs? I hope so, that means money you don’t have to find.